Commissaire Fuklaw


a very bad-ss and avesome angry marines commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

the angry marines have a commissar because f-klaw was too d-mn angry to be put anywhere else. after the angry marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

also he f-cks impostors, f-cks heresy, thinks that cover is for p-ss-es and is a real paranoid psycho.
angry marine chant – always angry, all the time!

drive me closer! i want to hit them with my sword!
~ commissaire f-klaw during campaign

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