common turd


direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian p-wn and hasn’t realized this that they have most certainly become a common t-rd as a result.
andrew: “you’ve been a p-ssive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!”

mr. jensen: “and seeing your chocie of words andrew, you are obviously a common t-rd…”

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