communist


how old people in alabama and possibly in other southern states insult younger people.
my grandpa: you want me to fix you a sandwich?
me: nah.
grandpa: are you sure you’re not hungry?
me: yah.
grandpa: you must be communist.
1.) a person who believes that all property should be collectively owned by the people
2.) all communists are atheists but not all atheists are communists
men like marx, lenin and trotsky were communists
someone whose mother never taught him that money doesn’t grow on trees.
communism only works for ants, bees and mole rats. introduce any individuality into the economic system and it breaks down to form anarchy or totalitarianism. no communist system has ever worked in practice.
one who believes that by taking property rights away, that they might change society.
one who wants change at the expense of individual liberty.
communist dude: “communism will help us all.”
other dude: “help us be poor, you mean.”

like democracy, socialism, marxism, and other forms of government, a form where the ruling cl-ss claims to give power to the majority (the people, working cl-ss, whatever), while instead, devoting it to themselves.

the concept of communism, just like the concept of democracy, would work fine if it was not corrupt, or if it did what it claimed is stood for.
china is a communist state.
a great idea… on paper. the communist party is the idea of everything being owned by the entire community and there being no social cl-sses. however, this really doesn’t work since no one has anything to work for, there isn’t any type of entertainment medium because everyone has -ssigned jobs, and a feeling of hopelessness.
most people -ssociate the communist party with russia, but it was actually started by the inca civilization.
a t-tle used by members of the political party that is the furthest to the left. a communist believes that the means of production and the fruits of production should be owned and granted to the workers. (ex. factory workers producing snow-globes should jointly own the factory and receive all the profit from the snow-globes that are sold, then divided equitably among the workers). the philosophy of communism arose from a man named karl marx who lived in the monarchist germany in the mid-1800s. europe was home to many unfair societies at the time, where there were a few rich, (the bourgeoisie) and the rest of society were poor, abused, laborers. karl marx advocated destroying the rich aristocracy in favor a country filled with only laborers who governed themselves and everybody was equal, socially and financially.
john believes that he and his fellow coal miners should get the foreman fired and proclaim ownership over the mine and should receive all the profits from the coal’s sale, and then share it equitably with his fellows. john is a communist.

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