Commuterbation
masturbating discretely while on public transportation. often done via pockets in trousers. more daringly, while sitting down, some individuals will even unzip their fly and insert hand into area with the concealment of a bag on lap.
i was on the subway last night and this smoking hot chick sat in front of me. i put my hands in pocket and immediately commenced vigorous commuterbation.
Read Also:
- commutose
to travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness. i can’t remember driving to work today. f-ck – i must have been commutose!
- copyright nazi
noun. a person or company who is persistent in sniffing out, suing for, and demanding immediate ceases of unauthorized use of their intellectual property. “i posted an episode of south park on youtube, and viacom made them take it off. man, viacom are copyright n-z-‘s.” “everyone knows that lars ulrich is a copyright n-z-.
- Goatting
it is when you feel and look like you are dying. when you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc. person 1 – “you look terrible” person 2 – “i feel terrible” person 1 – “dude are you goatting” person 2 – “i think so”
- gobble that knobble
to give bl-wj-b. dude sarah knows how to gobble that kn-bble!
- gobble the nob
gobble the n-b is british slang for giving head to a male person. ira felt so much better after he’d pulled out his w-ng and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced wanda to gobble the n-b.