Comongoose
an individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. a comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. this peculiar species of human has a diet consists of burger king and can expell up to his own body weight in waste a day. see tyrant
nerd1: d-mnit! the host kicked me out of the room again
nerd2: sounds like a real comongoose.
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