Sledgehammer
a half handjob, half bagtag. usually performed under hammed circ-mstances when the woman’s decision making is poor. unfortunatly, when told to go faster the woman speeds up and smashes your nuts to peices. also known as the hj(handjob) hodge.
“man, she was giving me a handjob last night but her dumb-ss friend told her to go faster, and it turned into a sledgehammer.”
peter gabriel’s song about s-x
i wanna be your sledgehammer…….
the model of bicycle pedro sanchez rides in the movie “napoleon dynamite.” it has a shock, pegs, and a mexican flag flying from the seatpost. lucky! he regularly takes it off sweet jumps and gets like three feet of air.
pedro: eets a sledgehammer.
woman lays down on a couch and puts her legs over the mans shoulders. man rests his feet on the end of the couch and “pelvic thrusts” into the woman.
warning! results may include; ulta–rg-sm, broken back, and/or broken p-n-s.
i had to go to the hospital last night.
why?
i had to take my girl there cuz i may have broken her back doing the sledgehammer.
1. a tool used many purposes, including smashing things.
2. a big hit for rocker peter gabriel. it hit number one in america during the summer of 1986. it has an award-winning, revolutionary video that features claymation, or some technique similar to it. peter gabriel sings the lyrics from the point-of-view of a c-cky guy, maybe as a parody of all those c-ck rock hits.
3. anything that breaks the ice, or shatters the walls of shyness or alienation in a person. then you can get a certain person better and establish communication with him/her.
1. richard got so p-ssed at the shallow b–bs that were giving out what p-sses for the news these days he picked up a sledgehammer and smashed the f-cking tv into junk.
2. a big highlight of the peter gabriel concert that i went to in 2003 was his megasmash “sledgehammer”.
3. … i wanna be … your sledgehammer
why don’t you call my name?
ha! i wanna be your sledgehammer…
worlds fastest corvette manufactured by callaway.
most expensive corvette produced for it’s time
$400,000.00.
sledgehammer
1/4 mile= 10.6 secs @ 127mph
top speed= 254mph
0-60 time 3.9sec
“big hammer”, serious tool, not carried in pocketz,and not used with nails, more like used fo` whacking down anything else.
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for sledge.)
lez grab the sledge hammer !
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