Company Dumpty

to take a sh-t while at work, or on “company” time.

derived from the more commonly known phrase “humpty dumpty”.
hey where have you been? you’re late for our 10 o’clock meeting.

sorry man, i ate a m-ssive curry last night so i just had to take a company dumpty.

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