compensated endorser
a new euphemism for “paid actor”. commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
“don’t take our word for it, though! ask compensated endorser tom kruze for his opinion!” “i was worried that trying extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!”
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