Complainiment
-noun
compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.
speaker 1: “i can’t stand these size two jeans. there’s nothing in my closet that seems to match.”
speaker 2: “enough with the complainiments already, speaker 1!”
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