Complaint Rock
a genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. heavily celebrated by gen-x posers.
glum: “death metal for jesus’ s new single ‘life sucks and then you die’ is the best”
shoegazer: “you’re stoopid! ‘too drunk to f-ck’ by dead kennedys will always be the best song ever!
norm al rocker: “why do you listen to complaint rock? aren’t you sad enough as it is?”
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