complete douchebag


someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him… only because he cannot do better.
“rob, why did you go from erika the hottie to that ugly girl sammi?”
“i don’t know, i couldn’t do any better. and she was willing to f-ck before i even asked her out.”
“you’re a complete douchebag.”

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