complete the circuit
to drink while peeing.
(flush)
phil: “dude, you were in there forever! did you just drop a deuce?”
mike: “no, but i appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. i decided to take my 40 of bud in there with me and complete the circuit. that sh-t is just like water – goes right through you. i must have been p-ssing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!”
phil: “like water? b-ttwiper pretty much is water! why are you drinking that horse p-ss instead of this awesome 90 minute i’ve got?”
mike: “bad economy, man.”
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