Complicatered
when the food is described in overly flambouyant and unnecessary, ultimately confusing terminology. leaving you confused about what you just ordered.
menu
-smoked salmon and vegetable roulade with crème fraiche and citrus dressing
-fanned avocado salad with baby spinach leaf salad, pine nuts and berry vinaigrette (v)
-teriyaki chicken and buckwheat noodle salad, ponzu dressing
-saltimbocca pork medallions, puy lentils and ceps, sautéed chat potato, sage sauce
-slow roasted pulled pork and granny smith apple slaw on sourdough with crackling.
man this menu is co complicatered, i mean who “pulled the pork” and what is “fanned avocado”?
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