Compression helmet
usually used in sentence sarcastically, a compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the “fun theory”. the “fun theory” states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.
jon: so, what are doing on this fine friday night?
fraser: i have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
jon: better bring your compression helmet!
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