compruter
ghetto for computer.
used in outkast’s song: “drinkin’ again interlude”
mama got me an apple compruter for christmas.
it’s a big box with a screen hooked up to it. it has a clicky-thing and a board with letters on it. it’s good for looking stuff up on and playing with when bored.
i gots me a compruter now so i can get on that mysp-ce program.
my boss told me to get a compruter so i can email my work home.
computer… ya know, that thing with the stuff you don’t quite understand.
adapted from the asian word for “bottomless box of p-rnography”
i run windows 2k on my compruter… that’s right i said compruter. betta axe sumbody!
Read Also:
- Computato
a combination of computer and potato to represent lazy b-ms who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television. ex. matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches spanish soap operas on his laptop.
- Computer Engineer
a college major that will make you hate your life, your friends, computers, electronics, and anything remotely enjoyable about your life. m-ss consumption of alcohol in the 20 minutes of free time a week keeps you sane. “yo look at dude banging his head off the wall” “must be a computer engineer”
- Jedi Clan
the first “jedi” clan was infact formed in 2003 by the computing underground legend known as “justice” who was florida based and had his own clan website.the clan was formed around the very popular game at the time “blackhawk down” and was the first clan that used “jedi” as its (tags) in game.from this clan […]
- Cookie Monster Show
a term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck. dude i’m in a total f-cking cookie monster show! this sucks. the director is crazy, half the cast can’t act, the […]
- fedude
a girl that can hang with the guys, attend dudes night out, etc. without getting involved with them s-xually (or acts like she never will). it’s guys night out, why is sarah here? she’s a fedude, no worries.