Compton Cooler
the paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other -ssortment of malt beverage. best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you’re drinking alcohol, and for “cooling” the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
sittin’ in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my micky’s.
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