Compton Pretzel
the epitome of a great threesome. two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. the female, then, sits her naked b-m atop the diamond and inserts one p-n-s into her v-g-n-l c-n-l, and the other into her r-ct-m. all three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous -rg-sm has been reached.
“hey booka, wanna make a compton pretzel with me n phallap?”
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