Couture


a small, pig-headed monster. pr-nounced kah-ch-r-
keith: did you see that creature back there?
kelly: yeah, it was a couture.
high end fashion. not talkin “the gap” here, people. also called “haute couture”
i can’t wait to watch the oscars so i can watch all that fab’ couture.
really f-cking expensive clothing
that couture shirt costs $259
from the french phrase “haute couture.” unfortunately the “haute” part means “high” and the “couture” part means having to do with fashion or sewing. ignorant americans mixed this up and now they use “couture” to refer to high end or luxury things. so next time you walk past a bakery offering “bagel couture” feel free to call them idiots, unless they actually sew their bagels.
those juicy couture sweatpants are high fashion. (correct)

oh look, a store advertising bagel couture. (incorrect)
i)french word for fashion

ii)slang for cool with respect to something thats expensive or high end
i)i love galliano haute couture

ii)those yves saint laurent espadrilles are so couture
the real meaning in french is not “fashion”, as ignorant people would say, but rather means “sewing”. the name is used to describe fashion, but it is not its real meaning.

it is also a surname to many people of french descent. these people are extremely s-xy and will give you an -rg-sm just by looking at them.
ignoramus: that bag is soooo couture!!!

me: that bag is so sewing????
1) french word for seam(s).

2) sometimes used for clothes that are high end.
il y a des coutures dans mon pantalon.
(there are seams in my pants.)
extravagant fashion generally dresses is a french word, couture dresses are very expensive and outrageous and it doesnt look good in everyone, couture makeup is also extravagant and outregeous
models couture pictures

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