Compton Silly Straw
the compton silly straw is one of the most complicated s-x moves on the planet. warning: it requires great flexibility, an average size p-n-s, and no shame about having your p-n-s touching another man’s c-ck.
so to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. after foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the compton silly.
the three men partic-p-ting in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. with string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their p-n-s’ together in unison to form one giant p-n-s. while working together, the three male partic-p-nts shove their three bound d-cks up the girls v-g-n-.
as if playing twister, the three men have s-x with the one woman with their d-cks tied together until -rg-sm.
dude, you’re not going to believe what happened last sat-rday at brad’s house. me, tad, and chad met up with linda and did some kinky sh-t. linda couldn’t decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave linda the compton silly straw!
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