compubation


obsessive masturbation with the use of a computer. mainly through the use of p-rno on the internet. signs of compubation are having more then 2 gigs of p-rn saved on your computer, sticky or stuck keys on your keyboard, and a general sense of happiness at all the spanking off your doing.
hey, why doesn’t the b work on your keyboard? — oh, sorry about that but i suffer from compubation.
conjunction of computer and probation. when someone is grounded or restricted from using the computer
dude 1: hey dude, can i use your computer?
dude 2: no im on compubation

dude 1: go on your computer later tonight. i want to talk to you
dude 2: sorry man, i can’t. my dad put me on compubation

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