an archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, aol. quite possibly worse than aol… if that even makes sense. known to scare innocent children across the globe.
“…aol just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from compuserve… i’m scared sh-tless… ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::”
a one great isp before the time of the standard internet browser. then after the aol acquisition the entire isp of compuserve became a piece of junk to make people switch to aol.
“i should upgrade to compuserve 2000 so i can get access to all of the internet! wait…aol wants me to switch to them? random disconnects? why aol must you do this!!!!!!????”
another word for v-g-n-; the female genitalia that b-tch stole my boyfriend. she’s a dirty foombang!
- foo stache
a synonym of the word taint; grundle. fleshy patch between the t-st-cl-s and the -sshole, usually covered with an unattractive “mane” of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper b-lls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of […]
- computer 8
where the gay-ss sits! the guy in computer 8 sucks -ss
one who takes months to finally work up the courage to have s-x with a girl. dohys are generally skinny despite all attempts to put on muscle. girl 1: who’s that skinny guy looking at you playing with his frankfurt? girl 2: i don’t know he’s being doing it for months.. girl 1: ew, must […]
- Formspring Bomb
a very large series of questions submitted to one person via formspring. often these questions are pointless, and meant to annoy/excite the recipient. formspring bombs should consist of no less than 5 questions. i formspring bombed this girl last night, she’ll never answer all those questions.