computard
one who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. a computard is pr-ne to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).
dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and i was like “dude download winrar” and he was like “how do i download” and i was like “wtf dude”.
one who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. portmanteau of computer and r-t-rd.
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you computard.
someone who is computer illiterate
man you’re such a computard, don’t you know how to copy and paste.
a computer user who’s h-lla r-t-rded and hasn’t any idea what the h-ll they’re doing with a computer. someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. if they need flash or acrobat reader, they need to call it instead of bothering downloading themselves. viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the mbr on the desktop i let her use — she’s such a roob!
one who is computer r-t-rded.
one who is resistant to age of times.
one who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
one who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
one who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
the girl on our team is a computard, she’s always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.
my boss is the biggest computard i have ever met!
a person who under no circ-mstance should own a computer. not even a mac
this guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.
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