Computarted


knowing, but not exactly knowing what the h-ll a computer does.
believing you do, but no, you really just don’t.
or, just not knowing what the h-ll a computer does, how it works.

synonyms: poser.
you’re so computarted. no, toast doesn’t come from a pci slot. and no, there aren’t any fatherboards.

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