Computer Ass
a physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. in males, computer -ss results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. in females, computer -ss results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.
the end result in either s-x is not very s-xy. people no longer look at their posteriors and go “d-mn!”
computer -ss is not to be confused with white-guy b-tt (wgb) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male caucasians.
ex. 1: all this x-box is giving me computer -ss.
ex. 2: check out shaniqua, she’s got some major computer -ss since she got broadband internet. no badunka dunk there anymore.
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