computer clap


when your computer gets a virus from surfing p-rno sites and/or watching on-line p-rnography.

attributed to lane leipold
“hey lane, you’d better stop watching that p-rno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you’ll go blind!”
“i was checking out jenna jameson, and next thing i know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! “

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