computer engineering

the best kind of engineering. every job wants you, everybody needs you. software? you sh-t out programs for breakfast. all other engineers look up to you because you’re a beast. you blend into any group of friends because you own geeky conversations, but you still stay in shape like a salsa dancing gazelle. you dress to impress and the b-tches can’t get off you because you got dat layer of abs underneath that b-tton down shirt.
“i heard jakey b switch to computer engineering”
“d-mn, g-d made another angel today”
a profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.
computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyegl-sses.

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