food that computer nerds eat
computer food is a concept invented by my good friend ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it’s creation. it might as well be made out of plastic for jebus’s sake.
dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised …
dude #2 (nods head in agreement): fo ‘sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. let’s go get falafel instead. it sounds funnier.
guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something. what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?
having an ongoing “conversation” with someone on the computer. hey curt, i have enjoyed compuversing with you and catching up on old times.
cunning combination the conbination resulted in a myriad of unexpected, yet undetected, dog-ear’d catastrophes.
unruly, vulgar, disgruntled person, such as a customer exiting detroit’s american jewelry and loan as seen on hardcore p-wn on trutv. customer can be seen kicking traffic cone in the parking lot, shouting obscenities to no one in particular, ending tirade by exclaiming ‘b-tch!’ a lout. bouncer: get outta my store! conekicker: “my vcr is […]
a term dervied from the words ‘confused’ and ‘furious’. when one is both confused and angry. can refer to a state of frenzied confusion. “arrghh! this child proof bottle top is making me confurious!” confusion and extreme anger. feeling angry for no good reason when windows blue-screened on bootup, jim was confurious. a state of […]