Computer Mullet
having two monitors on your home pc and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. business on one side, party on the other.
boss: “allan, are you watching p-rn instead of working?”
allan: “it’s cool boss, it’s my computer mullet. check it, email is over here!”
boss: “tight!”
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