Computercate


to make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the “convenience” of technology.
person 1-hey, let’s figure out how to get to that new club. i’ll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

person 2-it’s 3 blocks away on the corner of main and 1st, don’t computercate things?

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