computourette’s
the act of pressing random keys on the computer for no particular reason; usually occurs when instant messaging.
matt: and then i told her to make me a sandwich
adam: ck16abacn’.,b5tmclms
matt: you must’ve not taken your computourettes medication today
a condition similar to tourette’s syndrome wherein a sufferer repeatedly interjects nonsensical phrases or profanities in computer-based conversations.
on facebook chat:
person 1: hey how are you?
person 2: arrrrg!!!!!!
person 1: wtf do you have computourette’s!?!
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