computurd
that one type of cr-ppy computer that is found in every school, business, and old folks’ home. it’s covered in dust and grime, the cd drive doesn’t work, and its running windows 95 and aol 4.0. when people say “fix my computer”, they’re talking about their comput-rd. its not even worth looking at.
that college’s computer lab stinks. all they’ve got is comput-rds that can’t even run solitaire!
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