Con Bus


a satiric description (based off the movie con air) of a public transit bus that seems to be composed solely of convicted felons, drunks, druggies and possibly killers.
“dude, i caught the con bus home after the gym the other day. half the people were drunk and the other half seemed to be going to a methadone clinic and were talking about beating people up.” said jimmy ray. “i was scared for my life but you can’t show weakness on the con bus or you could get rolled”

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