Comried


when you get a woman to give you head minutes before she returns to her boyfriend/husband and plants a big kiss on him.
she sucked me off while i gave her a ride to her boyfriends house. she got out of the car and gave her boyfriend a nice kiss. i told him he had just been comried.
when you blow your load in a chicks mouth and she kisses her boyfriend/husband within minutes of swallowing.

ref : mike comrie , during winter olympics comried tommy salo his oilers teammate.
amy sucked my c-ck dry while i gave her a ride home. when she got out of the car she gave her boyfriend a nice long kiss. i told him he just got comried

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