COMS


creepy old man syndrome
look at that old guy in the corner.. total coms.
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crusty old man syndrome.
full body dandruff, flakey skin
“smokey”
crikey that smokey has got coms all over the office chair.
check out my status
a term that is used throughout most social networking sites
like facebook, mysp-ce etc.
used to tell ur friends to check your status
“hey coms”
“ok”
” convicts only material” – a girl so ugly only a black toed up convict would give her a f-ck. no self respecting man would look at her twice. only fast food workers and convincts who haven’t gotten -ss in 12 years.
with a used up p-ssy, no baby’s daddy’s and no looks or job she found the only people interested were losers and she was a c.o.m.
interior designer lingo for customer’s own material.
what is the ship to address for your com?
center of m-ss
police are trained to shoot com
1.) a legend or person of importance. most likely stands for “cream of man”.
2.) a legend in canada orginally from compton, california.
“dude that guy is a legend, he’s com.”

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