Comstock


reformer, reformist, crusader, meliorist
he totally got it done!

i know, he’s a real comstock.
one who -ssociates with another’s dog
that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! what a comstock!
a word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.
he came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie i made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. i should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that i just wanted to give him a hug.

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