Comvict
somebody who steals jokes from other people or comedians and tries to p-ss it off as their own, or a person who uses the same waste-of-breathe jokes that are not funny the first time around. if found out, label that person with what they really are. a ‘comvict’
group of friends
guy 1: wow its such a hot day
comvict: i know, im wearing a wifebeater but dont worry, the guns are on safety
guy 1: ok mate
comvict: its a oneway ticket to the gunshow baby
guy 1: dude, stop
guy 2: -karate chopping the air-
see social slayer
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