con-cons


the cool nickname for a guy named connor.
1.) “hey con con!”
2.) “yeah me and con con hung out last night.”
the ultimate in shoe deception. con-cons are shoes that have been produced in the exact same style as the famous converse all star, but do not have any affiliation with the converse company and therefore do not carry the converse all-star logo. the product is always strikingly similar, and on many occasions almost identical to the originial converse shoe in shape, design, proportions, and st-tching. there are two main differences between con-cons and the genuine converse all-star. firstly, as mentioned before, the trademarked converse all-star logo is not printed on side of the shoe. secondly, the cost differs to a great extent, as con-cons are usually only sold at large department stores like k-mart or target, but are sometimes seen at clothing stands at weekend markets. there has been an increase in the production of con-cons in the last few years, in an attempt to cash in on the ’emo’ and ‘scene’ fashion trends. con-cons offer the simple emo or scene individual an alternative to spending $90.00 on genuine converse all stars.
scene guy: “check out my new converse all-stars, i have eight pairs now”

emo girl: “they look just like my trusty con-cons”

scene guy: “yeah, but they’re fake and therefore i am cooler than you”

emo girl: “fake they may be, but with the hundreds of dollars i have saved from purchasing these knock-offs over the years, i have purchased tickets to soundwave to see silverstein”

scene guy: “i can’t afford to go to soundwave…”

a short form of “const-tutional convention” defined in article v of the u.s. const-tution which allows the states to convene a convention to propose amendments to the const-tution.
if 2/3rds of the states approve a const-tutional amendment in a con-con then it would become an amendment to the const-tution if 3/4 of the states vote in favor of it.

a con-con is the only way to stop rampant, rabid and rapacious corruption in congress. congress will only vote to p-ss a law that benefits congress. a con-con can stop the voracious appet-te members of congress have to make themselves wealthy at the expense of the people.
man, a con-con sounds like a great idea. it could overturn citizens united and give the people a fair, balanced health insurance reform bill that will stop the new irs insurance revenue service in its tracks.

the only way to fix our broken u.s. government is with a con-con.
a huge nerd who plays vid games all day and likes emilys
your boyfriend is such a concon taylor
n. 1)c://con/con. if you know html and you know the img tag, then make one to this, and then send it to some -sshole with windows 98 or 95.
2) a random saying. like so random that you can meet someone off the street and say it. it’s very odd but yeah…
1) h-llo

2 ) con con!!!!

1) ¿!?!¿!?!¿

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