Con Fartist
the act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.
ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge -ss fart in the f-cker’s face.
person 1: “hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a gr-ss stain? i ate sh-t earlier.”
person 2: “no problem, amigo.”
person 1: (unloads m-ssive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you f-cking con fartist.
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