conaster n from latin c-m, with + greek astron, star – literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

there were several conasters in my life that i cannot recall without thanking g-d for his undeserved mercy.

you were born under a lucky star. this conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

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