Concern
an adults self righteous excuse to tattle tale.
concerned parent- “mrs. smith, i was just so concerned about the pot that i saw him smoking. so i just thought i would do the right thing!”
mrs. smith- “thank you so much, i will ground my son as soon as he gets home!”
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