everclear goggles


a form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
if beer goggles cause you to have s-x with a less-than-attractive person, everclear goggles would cause you to have s-x with a dead animal.
bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. he’s wearing the everclear goggles again!

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