concert douche


dumb-ss guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets p-ssed if someone in the crowd hurts her.
guy1:
“that concert douche wants p-ssy so bad”
guy2:
“this crowd is nuts what the f-ck is he thinking?”
guy1:
he’s thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
guy2:
no sh-t? concert douche!

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