concessionist
someone who works in concessions– typically at a movie theatre. it’s technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it’s a real word.
harvard grad: excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
management: don’t you mean a concessionist?
harvard grad: that’s not a f-cking word you imbecile.
management: (begins making a loogie)…let me see that cup.
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