conch pants


pants that ride high up the -n-s during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
example a
‘harry granger has conch pants today!’
example b
person a ‘ha look at ismail’
person b ‘yeah he has conch pants’

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