concord grape handler


similar to a standard skull-f-cking, with a delightful twist. the difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your -ss into her forehead. her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
our typical skull-f-cking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

it takes a special california girl to request the concord grape handler.

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