h-ll on earth. a shopping mall shaped in a loop approximately one mile around, located in concord, nc. as if this cesspool wasn’t bad enough, twice a year the area is infested with rednecks with a penchant for nascar. stay away from this place at all costs.
if you must venture to this human wasteland, beware of illiterate morons. they appear incapable of reading traffic signs telling them to keep moving or signs with mall operating hours. most of this breed are unable to drive as well.
mall employee #1: g-d, i hate working at concord mills. this place is h-ll.
mall employee #2: -looks at mall surroundings- funny. . . i always thought h-ll would be hotter. . .
someone who slyly takes something from you without your permission, uses it, then just leaves it somewhere else, instead of fully stealing it and taking it home. you may or may not find your misplaced item at a later time, lying around somewhere. dude, some d-ckner took my wrench set from my toolbox, then instead […]
- Dick Mold
anytime one’s clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the p-n-s, leaving it visible. this most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the p-n-s, resulting in d-ck mold.
1. rubbing a girl’s v-g-n- whilst in a public place or a friend’s house. 2. fingering a girl when surrounded by others. “dude! he just franned that girl round your house!” “i’m gonna fran you at charlie’s!” “do you like franning? i’m thinking about doing it at the cinema when we watch the lion king.”
a word that is used to convince others that you have gone crazly. it can be used in the place of any word, in any language, except sneeze?! however, the term must only be used after the second word in the sentence. it must also be said in the voice of jonathon ross. the word […]
- Funken Dracebooking
the ability to update one’s facebook status whilst inebriated. status updates usually display primal p-ssions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarr-ssing elements that the facebook user […]