condaddy
someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities
dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! don’t be such a condaddy!
someone who is completely worthless in life. a condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. you skip cl-sses and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven’t done a d-mn thing. if you know a condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.
hey man are you gonna go to cl-ss today?….no i’m gonna sit and watch tv….d-mn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!
hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a condaddy!!
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