conde nast
magazine publishing empire based in new york city whose t-tles include cosmopolitan and, ironically, bon appet-t, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: “check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn’t touched anything on her plate”
guy2: “she probably works at conde nast.”
girl1: “yo, sista, i’se be wanting a job at your bling crib.”
girl2: “sorry.” click
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