Condementimacy
a close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. often related to black lid syndrome.
“will i ever eat this mango chutney? yes. i might…do i need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? maybe. is that fur on the red pepper jelly? will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?”
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