Condensation Handshake
soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone’s hand.
i was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from dunkbucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. i placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. i saw his grimace when our two hands met, and i just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. the interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as i didn’t get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. maybe he thought i just washed my hands? perhaps he thinks i find it s-xually attractive that enjoy p-ssing on my hands and shaking random stranger’s hands? whatever the case may have been, i finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. i look back on this time everyday of my life and think, “what if?” as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason i didn’t get the job. it’s okay though, i never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at dunkbucks. thanks dunkbucks, you’re my only friend.
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